Monday, March 23, 2009

Sunday

So yesterday was sunday.

Wow, this blog is informative.

"thanks jacob, i had no clue."

Anyways, I was making a point before you rudely interrupted me.

Sorry, for the infrequent posts, but I need people to read this, which is why I am asking EVERY PERSON who reads this to comment below.

Anyways, back to the subject.

Sunday.

Sunday sucks.

Theres this thing I like to call the "sunday sleepeys". Its the disgusting feeling you get on Sunday where you are constantly tired no matter what you do, and although it is the last day of the weekend and you want to enjoy it, its almost impossible. You know that no matter what you do the dreaded day is coming where you have to go back to work/school. So on top of the fact that Sunday is just terrible, there are the "sunday sleepeys". They attack you like a virus and no matter how many tylenols or advils you take there is nothing that can conquer them except monday, which is a whole different kind of sleepey. One may call them the "monday sleepeys", however, I do not. So the sunday sleepeys attack your central nervous system first and no matter what you are doing, you will end up falling asleep on a couch. You will wake up at various times knowing you have to wake up so you can enjoy your Sunday (which is impossible), but you will no doubt roll over and go back to sleep. The sleepeys make you feel terrible while you are sleeping, and even worse when you wake up, which is why I will even go so far as to devote a new paragraph to this.

The sleepys attack you worse when you wake up. First of all, no matter where you fall asleep, you will always wake up warm and uncomfortable. You will feel like you have been sweating even though you probably haven't. Your face will also feel like it has a big couch pillow shaped dent in it for about 3 hours after you wake up.

Holy crap, Two and a Half men is on in the next room, and that "half a man" is ******* old! He started out being a kid but now hes like 26 and he has his own kids. What a terrible show.

Anyways, sorry to go off topic, I just thought people needed to know.

So back to the sleepys. In conclusion, they suck.

So tell me your opinions and thoughts and comments and questions in the below part, or wherever you put them.

1 comment:

  1. Not bad, I guess. I hate to be the lone commenter, but I think that's what it's come down to. And even though the kids a teenager now and they only use him in like two scenes per show, the show all around is pretty funny. And it is CBS's crown jewel of comedy among the constant barrage of crime shows they feature. I mean, look at the rest of the comedy lineup on CBS. Besides How I Met Your Mother, which is outstanding, they have the New Adventures of Old Christine, which basically is a Seinfeld alumnus working for another shot at glory, Gary Unmarried, which is basically a wealthy divorcee with a kid trying to find love, and antics ensue (that's original), The Big Bang Theory, which includes jokes that I think I heard on the Disney Channel once, and Rules of Engagement where a bunch of aging actors, including SNL "funnyman" (that's debatable) David Spade playing (guess what?) an unmarried bachelor. Go figure. So I'd say when it comes to CBS's comedy lineup, I'd pick Two and a Half Men and How I Met Your Mother any day.

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